The job: Ninja
You might like this job if: You like ancient Japanese cultures, ninja video games, ninja comic books, ninja movies, ninja TV shows, ninja action figures, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, stealth, or badassery.
The good: You get to be a ninja – a master stealth assassin whose kind is known the world over as being ruthlessly efficient. Plus you get all those cool ninja weapons and stuff!
The bad: You’re, you know, a master stealth assassin, meaning that you kill people for money, which is illegal. You’re pretty much a glorified fugitive, and despite all the awesome martial arts skill and throwing stars and all that, you’re still a criminal.
Summary: A pretty awesome job if there ever was one, but not the best career choice for those who enjoy not being hunted by the authorities.
Rating: Four silly ninja clan festive sock face masks out of five
