Needle, Meet Haystack

Hey kids!  Correlate the terms in the list with this post to make a fairly accurate guess at how many hits each post got from search terms!  It’s super fun!

Or, you know, laugh at misspellings and enjoy reading a list.

This list is based on the number of specific hits that each article got from links, search engine redirects, syndication on other sites and so on.  So without further ado, here are the top 10 posts of 2009 – with commentary!

1. Fail Your Way To Success! Written as a response to all of the “this is what you can learn from failure” articles people have been putting out recently, this post owes its status mostly to the term “Fail” becoming a complete sentence.
2. Body Language Basics: The Handshake An essential part of any job seeker’s repertoire, this post kicked off the “Body Language Basics” series.
3. Quick Sidenote This one was more of a joke than anything.  All I did was write a bunch of permutations on the phrase, “Mr. Potato Head” – that’s the official spelling and phrasing, by the way.
4. JTMSCBAKS: Restaurant Chef I don’t feel like typing out “Jobs That Might Seem Cool But Actually Kinda Suck” each time, hence the abbreviation.  This one was based on a chapter in the amazing book, Kitchen Confidential.
5. JTMSCBAKS: Astronaut This one was based on some reasoning I had for not following my second childhood career goal, as well as some articles I’d read on Gizmodo and Cracked.
6. How To Decide Whether You Should Take the Job I’d love to say that this one is due to a lot of job seekers finding the blog, but It’s probably here for the same reason as #3.
7. Flavor Flav and Your Job Search Part of Extended Metaphor Week, this just proves that even GI Joes can’t overcome giant clocks and viking hats.
8. Question of the Week: Optimal Submission Time This post answers one of the most common questions that I’ve received.  Hopefully, it’s saved a lot of people from applying for a job over a three-day weekend.
9. JTMSCBAKS: Haute Couture Fashion Designer Factor in that soon after this post, I had another one about dancers, and you’ll agree that June was probably the blog’s least manly month ever.
10. The Top 11 Options For The Jobless One of my favorite posts, and judging by all the traffic this blog gets for the term “hobo,” one of yours, too.