In case you missed the news, I’m now posting exclusive content weekly over at The Daily Get Up. And in case you got the news but didn’t notice much, I have an actual picture of myself that goes along with it. So, in the interest of full disclosure, here are some preemptive comments:
- Yes, that’s what I look like
- The picture was taken a little over three years ago
- No, I don’t have that facial hair anymore, but my hair is still like that
- If the seats look familiar, that’s because they’re on the Eurostar
- Yes, that shirt is from Express
- Those are indeed the earbuds to an iPod (first generation Shuffle, actually)
- I KNOW I’M NOT FACING THE CAMERA THAT SHOT WAS ACTUALLY A CANDID I HAD NO IDEA WAS BEING TAKEN SO JUST DROP IT ALREADY
Hope that clears things up.
In other news, some other bloggers have been listing things that you might not know about them. I’m too lazy to come up with 10 things, or even 5. So here’s one:
I have a big butt.
Look guys, I cannot lie about this. I’ve received untold comments about my “bubble butt,” “big ol’ booty,” “badonkadonk,” or whatever you want to call it. And it’s not at all proportional to the rest of my body. It’s like a cardboard tube with a basketball at the back. And I don’t work my butt out any more than any other part of my body – it’s just absurd. Here’s an artist’s rendition, which is not an exaggeration at all.
So congratulations – you can now make fun of Past Andrew’s ridiculous facial hair decisions and my ginormous boot.
