I have this nifty plugin on the blog that sifts out spam comments. So far, it’s detected about 239 spam comments this month, almost 100 more than the total amount of real comments that have been posted on NMH. Ever. So on a recent login, I decided to sit down and read what the spammers have been saying. And it was pretty surprising. Some were like fortune cookies, some were almost real, and some…well, that’s for you to decide.
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Well, some of those were quite profound. Thank you, Sexy Lady Pictures!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to see if Make Your Penis Bigger was being honest about that business venture…
