26
Jun
Due to some unforeseen circumstances, NSS is cancelled this week. Reports indicate that the Twitter Fail Whale may be involved, as an onlooker took this photograph shortly after the incident.
Police are currently investigating. Detective NotAnActualPerson had this to say:
“We have no idea what’s going on, or if the whale is involved. Maybe the guy just took a weekend off and decided to come up with a BS excuse and filler. We’re looking at all the angles here.”
Neither Andrew nor the Fail Whale have issued statements at this time.
