Posts Tagged ‘lists’
19
Nov

Wow, everyone sure seems to love failure this month.  And the homeless.  And outer space.

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hobo 433
astronaut 164
fail pictures 149
handshake 149
anthony bourdain 133
far side 82
salvador dali clocks 73
flavor flav 72
ninja 54
time 48
the twist 46
food stylist 42
gi joe logo 38
fail pics 31
the love guru 30
balloon 30
mirroring 28
twist 20
potatoe 19
potatoe head 19
beer 18
dali clocks 17
haute couture 16
video game 15
applause 14
a hobo 14
fail! 13
1 cent 11
michael jackson moonwalker 11
paparazzi 10
beer splash 9
potato head 9
guru 9
budweiser beer 9
couture fashion 9
how to decide whether to take a job 9
house of cards 9
mr potato head 8
three ninjas 8
funny masks 7
fail images 7
tony bourdain 7
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flava flav 7
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19
Oct

…and now, Mr. Potato Head is out of the top 10.  What took his place?  Find out below:

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handshake 118
lips 72
salvador dali clocks 64
twist 63
far side 60
astronaut 54
the twist 53
hobo 44
gi joe logo 41
potato head 34
film director 30
Potato 26
Paparazzi 17
haute couture 16
mirroring body language 16
Political 16
mr potato 15
use it or lose it 15
salvador dali clock 15
fat belly 14
potatoe 14
ninja 14
potatoe head 12
mirroring 12
funny dentist 11
mr potato head 11
it’s all about me 10
how to decide whether to take a job 10
animal planet 10
michael jackson moonwalker 9
house of cards 9
dali clocks 9
water splash 8
g.i. joe logo 7
taylor hicks 7
hawaii pictures 7
work overload 7
food stylist 7
hand shake 7
film directors 7
needle in haystack 7
potato heads 6
haute couture fashion 6
michael jackson moonwalk 6
3 ninjas 6
daisy of love winner 5
political images 5
image: haystack 5
factors of employment 5

* It looks like there’s only a limited number of spaces held for these results with my current site analytics, so apologies to the two of you who sent in the searches for “cool hamster”

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25
Sep

We’re obsessed with lists.  Bestseller lists.  Hot 100 lists.  Movie earnings lists.  Lists of TV channels.  Shopping lists.  Friend lists on social networks.  The list of lists goes on and on.  But when it comes to your personal and professional life, there’s nothing more important than your checklists.

You may not want to admit it, but you’ve already come up with and internalized your personal checklists in your head on everything from the kinds of movies and food you like to who you want to be your friends and romantic partners.  And you also have a checklist for what you want in a job.

Most people don’t bother to take the next step and actually write out any of these (save for the dating one, which is used on eHarmony and match.com), but if you take the time to put pen to paper and think about it, you will find that your checklist might show you what kind of job you really want, or pinpoint some problem areas that have been bugging you about your current career.

I advocate the two-column, “Must-Have” and “Can’t Have” approach.  Here’s an example of some of my checklist (neither category is ordinal):

Must Have

  • coffee
  • nice people
  • creativity-fostering environment
  • air conditioning
  • windows in the office
  • occasional free lunches
  • bi-weekly paychecks
  • company computers
  • high-speed internet

Can’t Have

  • control freak boss
  • daily status meetings
  • several bosses per employee
  • non-contracted tasks
  • commission-based pay
  • environmentally unfriendly policies
  • unpaid overtime
  • Bible-sized employee handbooks
  • lack of a solid command structure

Of course, you can write out your checklist in more detail.  But once you’ve made one, you’ll be able to better understand what you really want in a job.

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19
Sep

Holy crap you guys, I think there are a few new challengers to the Potato Head Supremacy!*

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potatoe 17
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mr potato head 14
film 12
1 cent 12
far side 11
dali clocks 11
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potatoe head 10
food stylist 9
richard simmons 9
potato head 8
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mr. potato 8
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hipster 5
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video game tester pictures 5
flavor 5
g.i. joe + logo 4
cobra commander 4
g.i.joe logo 4
what film directors actually do. 4
public enemy flavor flav 4
fashion designer 4
salvator dali clocks 4
real and chance 4
clocks salvador dali 4
8 mile 3
g i joe logo 3

* <span style=”font-size: xx-small;”>So I realize that I’ve been doing this on the 18th of most months, but as some of you pointed out, the first post was on the 19th, so now Search Term Roundups will be up on the 19th of each month.</span>

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15
Sep

Based off of some of the feedback from last week’s outrageously popular post, I’ve decided to give some hints to those who are determined to sally forth and create a video resume.  So here are a few tips that might help you make that video great!

Do learn how to edit.  I took a video editing class and picked up several books on basic and advanced (re: computer and non-computer) techniques.  I learned a lot of things that helped me to make my videos look more professional.

Don’t use everything.  If you have a lot of commercials or videos in your reel, cut it down to the best two or three examples of your work.

Do keep it short.  The longer it is, the more likely it won’t all be watched and will go in the trash.

Don’t reveal everything.  It’s easy to want to talk about your education and work experience in greater detail, but you should keep things concise.

Do think of it as a movie trailer, only for you.  Actually, my first video resume-type submission was a fake trailer called “the intern” that helped me land an internship with a sweet advertising firm.

Don’t make one if it won’t help you.  If there’s a strong video or visual component to the job, it makes sense.  But if the only visuals you’ll be using are PowerPoint presentations (if at all), it’s best not to waste your time.

Do make it interesting.  Change locations, do some actions, have other people in it – make sure you appear dynamic, energetic, and awesome.

Don’t make it entertaining.  People try too hard to appear funny, sociable, or silly.  Save it for YouTube.

Do make it personalized.  Even if it’s just a short blurb at the beginning to address the person watching the video, a little effort goes a long way.

Don’t send it in one format.  Like we already discussed, it can be difficult to get someone to watch your video.  You might have to be just as persistent in getting it to them as you would a paper resume.

Do use good equipment.  Quality matters.

Don’t use a slide show.  Unless it’s cut in with video, there’s nothing that slides can add that couldn’t just be on a paper resume.

Do plan it out beforehand.  Improv won’t save you here – prepare a script, blocking, and maybe even storyboards before you shoot.  You’ll save time, and the final result will look better.

Whether it’s on paper or digital, a solid resume (and a great interview) will get you the job.  So if you’re going with the video, make sure that it does the job just as well (if not better) than its old-school counterpart.

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09
Sep

The other day, I was reading an article discussing the pros and cons of making a video resume.  Although it covered the basics well enough, there are a few things that it did not cover (and some that it did) that you should know about.  A video resume, if used correctly, can be a powerful tool in the job applicant’s arsenal.  But if made without proper awareness or preparation, can lead to disaster.

  1. You will be judged on quality.  Unlike a standard online application (or even a paper resume), simply having a video resume is not necessarily a good thing.  You will have to make sure the picture, sound and overall quality are high, as well as finding unique and interesting ways of presenting yourself.  A bad video resume can hurt you more than help you.
  2. You probably shouldn’t email it.  Many employers will scan through the bodies of emails, but due to a fear of viruses or other digital nasties, might not open attachments.  And given the size of a video file, it might take too long on both ends to send and receive the file.
  3. It can’t go up online.  Most online applications do not have an option for you to upload a large file, such as a video resume (if you are permitted to upload anything at all).  And despite the allure of doing so, it’s not a good idea to put your video resume up on YouTube or other video hosting sites.
  4. They might not want to watch it.  Whereas a resume can be scanned into a program to search for key words and phrases, a video resume must be watched.  And since they are usually at least several minutes long, an employer may not have the time or inclination to sit through the video.
  5. They might not be able to legally watch it.  Many companies are equal opportunity employers, meaning that they do not employ people with a bias towards race, gender, age and so on.  By showing yourself in your video resume, you will be showing them what you look like, which could open the door to legal problems for the company.
  6. It’s not always worth what you put into it.  Unless you’re sending in the video resume because it actually pertains to the job you’re applying for (video production or TV commercial development, for example), having a video resume might not make that much of a difference in employers’ decision-making processes.  And given the time it would take to plan, shoot and edit the video, you might be getting a lot less back from all of your efforts.
  7. It might cost more than you care to spend.  The monetary costs for the camera, editing software and storage (like CD-Rs, DVDs and flash drives) might be more than you can afford.
  8. You might get the opposite response from what you had hoped.  See exhibit A.

But then again, you could have a masterpiece like this.  So if you plan to make a video resume, plan carefully!

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07
Sep

Today is one of those days that has always struck me as an oxymoron.  I think maybe Garfield said it best:

Labor Day, shmabor day, what a dumb day
To hire some jerk then send him away
To celebrate work by playing all day

Labor Day, shmabor day, what a dumb day!

To hire some jerk then send him away;

To celebrate work by playing all day.

So how can you spend it (besides reading through the archives on this wonderful blog)?

  • Touch up on the ol’ resume
  • Go over some of the job postings on sites that you might not have looked at in a while
  • Update your LinkedIn profile and network
  • Go out and network (aka hang out with friends and family)
  • Work on your personal brand (blog, Google results, etc)
  • Relax and enjoy the day

However you spend it, I hope that you have a great end to the three-day weekend.  Job stuffs resume tomorrow.

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18
Aug

Now that we’re at three months, it seems like you all have decided that it’s more important to consider real food over plastic food with funny faces…

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18
Jul

Wow, has it been two months already?  Well, in honor of this special day, here’s a list of the search terms you guys have used to find this site, spelling and syntax left as originally typed in.  And I must say, it’s nice that you all are diversifying from Mr. Potato Head, even if some of your searches are a bit…kinkier than I’d expected…

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food stylist 20
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potato head 10
mister potato 7
mr potato head 7
mr potato 7
haute couture 4
how do i decide whether or not to take a 4
mr potato head hat 4
potato heads 3
mr. potato 3
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potatoe 3
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card castle 2
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head 1
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making fashion jobs 1
haute-couture 1
mr potatoe head 1
restaurant chef 1
gaultier haute couture 1

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potato head 10

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mr potato head 7

mr potato 7

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how do i decide whether or not to take a 4

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potato heads 3

mr. potato 3

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mr. potatoehead 1

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mr potatoe head 1

restaurant chef 1

gaultier haute couture 1

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21
Jun

Trent over at The Simple Dollar made a list of 50 side businesses that you can start on your own, whether you have a job or not.  As I discussed in the list here, entrepreneurship can be a good option for people who are looking for work.  So whether you’re looking for some inspiration, or just a bit of extra cash, the list might help you come up with something.

Check it out here.

See you Monday!

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